thecutestofthecute:

Congratulations!! You got mail !!!.. Pup-mail that is!!!

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richardharrow:

1OO Films

19. Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog (2008)
This appeared as a moral dilemma / ‘Cause at first it was weird though I swore to eliminate / The worst of the plague that devoured humanity / It’s true I was vague on the How / So how can it be that you - have shown me the light?

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graphitedoll:

I read Good Omens recently, and it is awesome!! when is the tv show coming out?

and thanks guys for not un-following me!! i had to move into a new apartment — but everything’s good now!

9/28: quick layout edit cause the other was eating my resolutions… for some reason. hope this doesn’t look too awkward?

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moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

image

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chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

just-for-grins:

Instant Karma Gifs

The bicycle clown had me cracking up.

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funnyfacesplace:

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

Aunt Mary is my new hero

funnyfacesplace:

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,


YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.

WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

Aunt Mary is my new hero

(via breakingintothepentagon)

felixdawkins:

how come every vampire in vampire stories is a hundred years old tho why cant we get a newbie vampire like

"how long have you been 17"
“about a year and a half actually its kinda trippy”

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Which -dere do you think I am?

wessasaurus-rex:

psycho-chi:

Tsundere - Hostile outside, loving on the inside

Yandere - Sweet outside, obsessive and psychotic inside

Kuudere - Silent/cool, turns loving afterwards

Dandere - Usually quiet until the right person comes along


Kamidere - Just like tsundere but has a god-like complex

Dorodere - Sweet outside, messed up and disturbed inside

Deredere - Loving and affectionate

Himedere- Just like tsundere, but princess-like

TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME 

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Mage: Eats, grows, and sells the lemons by utilizing what is known of them, learning more about them in the process
Seer: Studies the lemons and writes a book about them for the reference of others
Witch: Uses the lemons to make lemonade, crepes, pies, cake, sherbert, etc.
Heir: Becomes a spokesperson for the lemon gods
Maid: Grows a forest of lemon trees
Sylph: Uses the lemons as natural remedies and tends to already existing lemon trees
Prince: Makes a bomb out of the lemons that destroys the city and the lemon gods
Bard: Causes a lemon-throwing war
Thief: Hoards all the lemons and uses them to track down more lemons
Rogue: Gives the lemons to starving children
Knight: Uses the lemons for every conceivable occasion in which they would be used
Page: Initially thinks the lemons are useless, but soon finds a need for lemonade. The lemonade is crappy, but the page gets better and begins to use the lemons to make other things, sharing them with others. The city is inspired to do great things with lemons, too, and within time the page has united the city under the banner of lemons
Lord: Becomes a lemon and comes to obtain absolute control and domination of all the other lemons
Muse: Becomes a lemon and is such a good lemon that others are inspired to do amazing things with them
me typing in 2009: Hi there! This is a fun email thingy. What r u doing?????? Wow typing is really hard lol.
me typing in 2010: Hay guise! It's meh wtf lmao! I don't have ADHD i just IS THAT A PANCAKE TACO TURTLE LOL :3 xD
me typing in 2011: Oh my god, are you all illiterate? What do you think this is, 2006? Grow up, you lot of nine-year-olds. Nobody wants to have the Internet tainted with your scum.
me typing in 2012: lol whats happening hoo Dis
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me typing in 2014: hella